Genetics
Bay Area Pop Rocks - LA. Pop Rocks X Ritz - NEW!
Genetics: Bay Area Pop Rocks is a potent indica-dominant hybrid (60/40) strain made by crossing LA. Pop Rocks and Ritz. This strain flowers into fluffy and pointy nugs with mixed green foliage and icy trichomes.
Taste: We’re still learning about the flavors and effects of LA Pop Rocks
Effects: In large doses, LA Pop Rocks may make you feel tingly throughout your body before eventually lulling you into a relaxed and easygoing state. This strain pairs well with daytime activities and is a great choice as a wake and bake strain.
London Jelly - London Pound Cake 75 X Jealousy - NEW!
Genetics: Another new genetic with Jealousy, bringing its nice balancing effects to the tropical nut masterpiece Lemon Pound Cake 75. London Jelly heavily favors Sativa (70/30) and delivers a powerful blast of THC like few strains can handle, up to 29% in some cases.This strain grows densely, with dark green buds shaped like olives and a dusting of tiny amber trichomes. It grows long branches over its 10-12 week growing period, which is longer than average. This is why we recommend London Jelly for experienced growers looking to tackle a bit of a challenge.
Taste: The strain only takes on nutty or doughy flavors after a little searching, when the taste of a earthy funk starts to hang on the exhale. The first impression is of the outdoors – berries, grapes, and pine. The aftertaste as you sink into your couch is commonly very sour
Effects: The London Jelly high is gentle as it eases off the edges of your stressed out mind and replaces negative thoughts with relaxed ones. Activity-wise, we recommend this strain when you’re with friends and in the mood to snack, talk, and giggle. It pairs well with going out, playing outside, walking around, going to the movies, hanging out with friends, eating, working on an art project, and more. As a mood-changer, the strain is an overachiever.
Wakanda Gushers - Wakanda OG X F1 Durban X Gushers - NEW!
Genetics: Another new genetic to the world of cannabis brought to you by our very own geneticist. A mix between Gushers and Wakanda OG takes a great mix between to opposite leaning strains. Wakanda OG is the result of a three-way cross between Cookies, OG Kush, and Original Glue (also known as Gorilla Glue #4) and Gushers a slightly Indica-leaning (60/40) strain that was bred from Gelato #41 and Triangle Kush. Can we all just stop for a moment and appreciate that kind of breeding.
Taste: Due to its terpene profile (it favors Limonene), the strain is a burst of sweetness, almost like a gummy candy but with a slight skunk after taste. If you remember what gushers taste like, the name isn’t far off, but this time, there’s a bit of spiciness too. We mentioned that this strain is packed with Limonene, which gives it a citrusy, sweet flavor, kind of like tangerine. It also has a generous amount of Caryophyllene, which imparts a spicy kick and a slight undertone of herbs. Herbal spicy lemons, a hint of cream, and a bit of the tropics on the exhale.
Effects: The high begins with euphoric tingles that start at the top of your neck. They spread to your limbs and create feelings of arousal and relaxation. Both mind and body will fully feel her power, and users note that they are able to take on creative tasks before melting into sweet, sweet sedation. We recommend Wakanda Gushers for the early evening when you just want to kick back and do nothing, though not quite when you’re ready for bed – the strain won’t make you feel sleepy.
Blue Ritz #10 - Rocky Mountain Blueberry X Ritz - NEW!
Genetics: Blue Ritz #10 is the newest strain in our line. A beautiful cross between Ritz and Rocky Mountain Blueberry. Little is known of either parent strain yet but we know it to be a power packed and solid hybrid (50/50) strain that has beautiful blue and purple hues.
Taste: Its oversized, blue-hued buds take on a smooth, sweet blueberry aroma similar to that of a berry-loaded dessert with a diesel flavor on the exhale.
Effects: Its long-lasting effects bring on a creative spark to help you stay engaged and motivated while your body stays anchored in deep relaxation. This strain can be great for sitting down to unload for a while with some paints or music or whatever your into, but what is known is that it will help with stress and anxiety.
Banana Cookies
Genetics: Banana Cookies is an Indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Platinum OG with Sour Diesel. This strain usually comes in with a THC content of around 21%. This strain flowers into small green buds with golden brown hues.
Taste: This strain features extremely loud banana flavors that are sweet and nutty. The aroma is similar, but with heavy diesel undertones.
Effects: Consumers love this strain for its ability to squash stress and anxiety in its track while also producing uplifting effects that will soothe your body and soul. This strain is prone to causing cottonmouth, so stay extra hydrated while you partake. Banana Cookies helps relieve symptoms associated with anxiety, insomnia, and chronic pain.
Ice Cream Runtz
Genetics: Ice Cream Runtz is the creamy kid of Wedding Cake and Gelato 33. It inherited as much dessert-like charm as you might expect, along with high THC levels and a growing structure stuffed with snowy trichomes. The plant is densely packed with hard, rounded nugs, olive-green and peppered with amber pistils. On top of the deep green and dark purple colors, these little nuggets branch out into lavender-white crystal trichomes. This is one of the newest strains around, having just been cultivated in 2020.
Taste: The flavor profile of Ice Cream Runtz is a rush of sugary confectionery goodness. The inhale is packed with vanilla sweetness, like a flavor of sweet dough. There are candy and nutty flavors mixed in, as well as creamy thickness in the exhale, like breathing out a thick palette of frosting. The aroma mostly follows suit but with some users reporting a bright, citrus sensation, like the smell of pineapple. This strain is for users who crave something sweet and happiness-inducing, free from skunk and chem-y aftertastes. Ice Cream Runtz delivers the cannabis equivalent of licking the frosting spoon.
Effects: The Ice Cream Runtz strain is so tasty that it’s appetite-inducing, according to many user reports, potentially settling stomachs and calming minds at the same time. The strain is best used in the evening when a little sleepiness, like after eating a big dessert but even more powerful, is a welcome distraction from pain or stress. Users who normally have trouble getting to sleep are slowly learning about this new strain’s relaxing properties, which include the ability to sedate you in a hazy fog of confectionary calm. If you like sleeping and have a big sweet tooth, this strain may be the new pastime/snack you’ve been looking for.
E85 - Wedding Cake X Project 4516 - NEW!
Genetics: E85 is new genetic strain gives the best of both worlds with a sweet and spicy flavor from Wedding Cake and a powerful high from Project 4516 it is truly deserving of its name. This strain leans towards indica (60/40) and is notably purple within its dense green buds, which are round and very indica-like in appearance. The white crystal trichomes are big and almost fluffy, while the understated orange hairs spread out between the buds without being too loud about it. That should be a clue to how earthy and calming E85 can be, especially when paired with a day when you don’t want to do anything.
Taste: Notable for its funky floral aroma, mixed with an earthy spice and a slight sweetness, and a high that makes users think of fruit candy. As you smoke, the flavor becomes harsher, more acidic, and chemmy. It begins to take on flavors of fuel, with acrid smoke that will fill the room.
Effects: E85 powers you up with a high THC content, giving consumers sensations of heavy couch-lock and sedation. Taking the edge off inflammation and chronic pain, and just making you feel good. As the high progresses though, no matter your experience, you’ll want to take it easy.
Z33 - Zcube X Gelato #33 - NEW!
Genetics: This new genetic brings some of the best genetics to a point. With Gelato #33 (Named after Larry Bird #33) being the star of the Gelato world and Z Cube known for its parent strain Zkittles, some would say a masterpiece of a genetic. Z33 is strong yet versatile daytime or night, making almost anything you pair it with better. Z33 nugs are absolutely lovely with a delicate structure and tons of frosty trichomes.
Taste: Scents of deep, sweet, fruit, syrup smells and corner store candy-aisle rainbow flavors that stain the palate and perfume a room. On the exhale a orange, earthy taste.
Effects: Even the most experienced of smokers should take note when it comes to this strain, as her effects are super strong. An instant head rush will overtake you and while you’ll be incredibly happy and uplifted, it can be a bit intense. Soon after, body relaxation kicks in, and once it’s coupled with an all over buzzing sensation, you’ll really be having fun. Social, creative, and relaxing.
Boston Creampie - Putang X Vanilla Cream - NEW!
Genetics: Also a new genetic to the world of cannabis brought to you by our very own geneticist. This is a cross between two very new strains as well Putang and Vanilla Cream.
Taste: This strain is aptly named for its sweet taste and aroma but also features flavors that are nutty and woodsy.
Effects: Boston Creampie can easily sink users into the couch and just as easily put them to sleep. Still the strain is very freeing to the mind and may be even be thought provoking. These effects can last well over two hours and users with low tolerance should be careful. Most patients will find they can overcome the couch-lock this strain may try to provide, which can make it great for daytime pain relief.
Animal Mints
Genetics: The strain dubbed Animal Mint does sound appealing nonetheless. This bud brings about a fair level of uncertainty, as it might be a cross between Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Fire OG, or could stem from Thin Mint GSC and Animal Cookies with a bit of Blue Power in there depending on who you ask. These fluffy nugs do feature a decent amount of amber trichomes and tons of sticky resin, so it makes sense that she’d be rather strong. Let’s add to that by discussing her potency, some claim that she tops out at 32% THC.
Taste: If you’re a lover of mint flavors, just about anything sounds delicious when coupled with this taste. As her genetics would allude to, this strain features flavors and smells of mint, cookie dough, pine, and even a bit of diesel for good measure.
Effects: This bud takes you from functional to completely sedated and out of it rather quickly. Users will feel incredibly happy and talkative as her cerebral effects kick in, but soon enough you’ll be drifting in and out of any conversation you’re a part of. Settle down with a blanket and pillow before you smoke, because couch lock will be so extreme you might as well go to sleep wherever you are. Medical issues can take their toll on even the strongest of people, and sometimes potent cannabis is the only thing that gets the job done. Animal Mint will relieve users of anxiety and depression quite naturally, as trying to form any complete thoughts are a huge challenge. Similarly, physical ailments including migraines, insomnia, and even difficulty maintaining an appetite can all be aided with a few tokes.
Mexican Flan - Ice Cream Cake X Animal Mintz - NEW!
Genetics: Mexican Flan is a great cross between two tasty strains. If you’re looking for vanilla-scented cookie-cheese goodness, it will deliver the goods you think it will. This strain grows into its nutty vanilla scent with a colorful bouquet of buds. They’re different shades of green and purple, decorated with rusty hairs and frosty crystals.
Taste: In addition to its flavors, its dominant terpenes add flashes of spice that deepen the experience. Mexican Flan starts off with a flavor like cream cheese and vanilla, relaxing into a nutty exhale that starts to drift towards pine and even a bit of diesel.
Effects: The effects are pungent because of the high THC levels. It gives you a cerebral push, a lift in your mind that encourages happiness, easiness, and positivity. Users will feel incredibly happy and talkative as the cerebral effects kick in, but soon enough you’ll be drifting in and out of any conversation you’re a part of. Settle down with a blanket and pillow before you smoke, because you might feel like you can go to sleep wherever you are.
Tropical Cherry - Tropicana Cookies X Cherry Cookies - NEW!
Genetics: A new genetic to the world of cannabis brought to you by our very own geneticist. This strain is a mix between Tropicana Cookies x Cherry Cookies. The product of Girl Scout Cookies x Cherry Cookies x Tangie this strain is one hybrid with serious bag appeal. This strain catches the eye right away with exceptionally large, solid flowers that have a tapered, spade-like shape. They have a dense, tightly-packed bud structure, so much so that they may be difficult to break up by hand. The tightly-coiled leaves are a vibrant shade of spring green and are threaded through with bright yellow pistils. As with parent strain Cherry Pie, some phenotypes of Cherry Cookies also boast streaks of purple in their leaves; these hues are the result of pigments called anthocyanins being stimulated by unusually cold temperatures during the growing process. The colorful flowers are also coated in cloudy white trichomes, accounting for this strain’s strong psychoactivity and very resinous texture.
Taste: Tropical Cherry is a flavor-packed addition to the Cookies lineage, with a crowd-pleasing, fruity taste and well-balanced effects. These buds burst with a bright cherry aroma and practically beg to be sniffed and inspected over and over. Breaking open or grinding the flowers yields some light herbal notes. When combusted, this strain burns remarkable smooth and is easily inhaled. On the exhale, tastes sweet and woodsy, leaving an overall impression similar to the taste of cherry-flavored bourbon.
Effects: An even blend of cerebral insight and physical sedation makes Tropicana Cookies perfectly suited to introspective activities like listening to music or taking a nature walk. It can also facilitate stimulating conversation. Because it is neither overly energizing nor overly sedative, this strain is appropriate for use at any time of day.
Apple Fritter
Genetics: This Strain wins awards left and right without people knowing much about it. Said to be a hybrid strain that was created by crossing Sour Apple and Animal Cookies, she’s popular throughout the cannabis market. Many know this strain to be one of the most potent on the market with a high of 32% THC, yet you’d never know it by looking at her flower. Nugs are generally average with just a light dusting of trichomes and fiery orange pistils.
Taste: The flavors take on that of the pastry she’s named after and incorporates a hint of cheesy goodness on the tail end to balance things out quite nicely. It’s sweet, earthy and downright tasty.
Effect: Many users find it to be incredibly euphoric as she imparts a huge burst of creativity. Although most will be far too relaxed to actually do anything with their newfound inspiration. As the high progresses, this sedation only intensifies and brings individuals to a place that’s full of body heaviness and eventually sleep. For this reason, we tend to enjoy toking on Apple Fritter in the afternoon or evening.
Super Glue
Genetics: This strain is an indica-leaning hybrid that has the powerful genetic combination of an Afghani landrace and Northern Lights. Super Glue always impresses with large flowers that maintain a pronounced spade-like formation, tapering down from a broad base into a pointed tip. The buds have a characteristically indica structure, with their small leaves curling tightly inward in a dense, solid cluster. It also has serious bag appeal, with a rich, musky aroma and thick, chunky flowers. The leaves themselves are a pale sage green and are twisted through with orange and rust-colored pistils. Translucent, sticky white trichomes cap off these flowers, ensuring their potency and making them very difficult to break up without the help of a grinder. The strain’s THC content has been measured at between 18% and 28%.
Taste: A first whiff of Superglue’s flowers will pick up on a sour-sweet, skunky odor. Hanging out underneath are some sharp, piney accents. Meanwhile, grinding up or breaking open these dense flowers releases a sandalwood and spice scent that’s unique to parent strain Afghani. When combusted, Super Glue burns with a cloud of harsh and acrid smoke. This smoke tastes woodsy and earthy on the exhale. Those looking to keep their smoking discreet should take some olfactory precautions, as this pungent bud can reek from quite a distance away.
Effects: True to its name, Super Glue confers deep physical relaxation that can easily trap you on your couch under the right circumstances. Surprisingly, given its mostly indica backbone, Superglue takes hold relatively quickly. Shortly after consuming its thick smoke, consumers may feel a sudden headrush, accompanied by sensations of increased salivation. Superglue’s thorough sedation can be beneficial to medical cannabis patients. It can temporarily take the edge off of the harsh symptoms of stress, depression, and anxiety. It may also dull physical pain, whether it’s due to chronic conditions like lupus or to everyday inflammations like cramps. At the right dosage, Superglue can even counteract insomnia, lulling users into a deep sleep. Because it is not likely to trigger obsessive bouts of manic thinking, Superglue is a good option for patients who are prone to panic or who have a low THC tolerance.
Skywalker OG
Genetics: An indica-dominant beauty that weighs in at 85/15, Skywalker OG is the lovechild of Skywalker and OG Kush. Like its namesake, it will bring strong kush attributes and leave you feeling like you’re in the clouds for hours. Also known as Skywalker OG Kush, this strain boasts a powerful THC count, with peak measurements in the 26% range. Even the lower side, which hovers around 20%, isn’t for beginners, as it offers an intense high that comes on quickly. Nugs are round and a deep olive green, yet are offset by wiry pistils and dense white trichomes.
Taste: Spicy herbal and diesel notes best describe Skywalker OG, as it’s a pungent strain that tastes almost exactly as it smells.
Effects: An instant high that’s super heavy, you’ll feel properly stoned after a hit or two. Experience your body completely fusing with the couch and leaving you relaxed and happy. A happy high is coupled with intense munchies, so keep the snacks right next to you to avoid having to move. Your head will be in the clouds, yet your body will be tingly and in some cases numb. Due to its strong physical high, Skywalker OG is perfect for those who suffer from chronic pain. Since you’ll have a hard time analyzing much, it’s perfect for those who suffer from extreme stress, anxiety, and depression. Think about this strain as a mental vacation that ends in getting a good night’s sleep. Individuals who struggle with poor appetite can also find much-needed help from Skywalker
BCJ - Banana Cream Cake X Jealousy - NEW!
Genetics: A new genetic to the world of cannabis this strain is a mix between Banana Cream Cake and Jealousy. Bringing two fantastic strains together, this strain gives us a good blend between Jealousy’s balancing effects and Banana Cream Cake’s flavors. BCJ is marked by medium to large-sized flowers that adhere in chunky, irregularly-shaped globes. These buds have an indica-leaning internal structure, with a solid, tightly-packed center. The small, wide leaves are a mossy shade of green and are shot through with curly, rust-colored pistils. Finally, all visible nooks and crannies of these flowers are covered in cloudy, transparent trichomes that make them very sticky to the touch.
Taste: Although its parent strain Banana Cream Cake has a subtle banana flavor, that particular mix of terpenes doesn’t seem to have made it to BCJ. Instead, an initial inspection of the flowers may pick up on fruity notes of citrus. Grinding up the buds, meanwhile, yields some herbal, piney hints. When BCJ is combusted in a pipe or joint, it gives off a smooth, even smoke that goes down easily and leaves behind a creamy mouthfeel on the exhale.
Effects: The BCJ high has a slow onset, also known as a “Creeper”, will lead some impatient consumers to increase their intake before they feel its effects. After about 15 minutes, some head-focused sensations set in. Its initially cerebral mood can facilitate productivity for those with attention deficit disorders. The strain’s generally upbeat mood can also improve the symptoms of stress.
Lemon Cherry Gelato
Genetics: This strain shares a lot of the blissfully sour, amazing fruity flavors of its parents and its phenotype relatives. From its mom and dad, Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies, the strain acquires an amazing overtone of fresh aromas. There has been a good amount of experimentation with this genetic for a while now, which are in pretty high demand due to their ambitious THC levels. This exotic-looking strain is temptingly delicious. Its dark, moss-green color is hidden beneath a thicket of sweet trichomes colored like caramel, as well as rusty-looking hairs. The buds grow dense, rugged, and tiny, with solid nuggets of trichomes. Uniquely, Lemon Cherry Gelato has practically no leaves.
Taste: The strain has a diverse and pleasant aroma, which is overwhelmingly citrusy but with undertones of earthy, gassy, and fruity scents, including cherry. It also has a cookie smell. The terpene profile adds in a big dose of pine and sour berries.
Effects: All of the terpenes in this strain translate to an amazing taste and leads into the classic stony high. You’ll feel relaxed all over, immediately. A negative mood is no match for a snack of Lemon Cherry Gelato, as racing thoughts calm to reveal a sense of peace. With THC nearly 30% on the high end, Lemon Cherry Gelato also has properties of a pain reliever, stress reliever, and antidepressant. A long workday can easily give way to the giggles on Lemon Cherry Gelato.
Zoolato - Zooky X Gelato #33 - NEW!
Genetics: This genetic mixes the strong tastes and potency of Gelato #33 with the unique terpene profile and even headed high of Zooky. This strain is a heavy indica (70/30) a great choice for someone looking for a strong high without getting stuck in the couch.
Taste: The Zoolato strain has the unique terpene profile from its parent strain Zookey. The aroma and flavors are of sweet, nutty, berries with a hint of diesel on the exhale.
Effects: The result of this genetic mix is a level-headed strain that is as delicious as it is potent. Above all else, mental concerns including depression and stress are soothed to the point that you’ll be smiling no matter what’s going on around you. Physical pain is counteracted by the buzz you’ll feel.
Cherry Oreoz - Cherry Fritter X Oreoz
Genetics: Cherry Oreoz is an amazing new strain that leans heavily towards indica (70/30) and is a cross between Cherry Fritter and Oreoz. This strain has dense buds that are lumpy, long, and neon green in color with amber hairs and glittering trichomes. This strain is a keeper, if for no reason other than its THC levels, which can test as high as 33%. The nuggets are dense with colors of neon green and purple. The trichomes can even look pink when it shimmers in the light.
Taste: This strain will remind you of the childhood treat “dirt” – the pudding and crushed Oreo dessert with a few gummy worms on top, It smells of sweet chocolate and nuttiness. While consuming it, you’ll get notes of diesel as well.
Effects: High potency and relaxation promoting terpenes make Cherry Oreoz out into any indica-lover’s new favorite strain. This strain careens into your brain with hours-long, high-flying feelings of serenity and happiness. Your happiness will expand and cultivate feelings of calm while uplifting and relaxing, while also making you hungry for snacks. It’s great for low-key gatherings of friends who want to relax and destroy their stress.
